10. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
9. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. I will not chew my paws – it make my family edgy.
5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is “too much”.
4. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
3. The sofa was not purchased to be my face wipe.
2. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
#1. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND!
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